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There are few things in life that are certain, and one of those things is eating. No matter what you try, you have to eat.

Frustrating, I know. I’ve spent much of my life trying to simplify eating.

It’s a double-edged sword, because you really are what you eat. You need to have quality food, otherwise you’ll end up looking like Mayor McCheese.

I used to go grocery shopping, but man, what a waste! (Especially in Chicago where you’re getting around on the bus). You spend an hour or so of your day shimmying through aisles past other patrons, trying to collect all of your items, then you have to make boring small talk with the clerk.

Who wants to do this after a long day of work? Who wants to spend their weekend doing this?

Not me!

Remember, productivity is all about mind management. Think of all of the other things you could be doing besides grocery shopping. You could be writing your first blog post, constructing a tower of marshmallows and toothpicks, or just sitting and staring at the wall. All of these things are more pleasant than grocery shopping.

Instacart is a magical way to avoid grocery shopping. You can order from your computer or mobile device from various stores in your area – I always order from Whole Foods! Within 2 hours, someone shows up magically at your door with all of your groceries, and your toothpick tower will probably already be 10 stories tall by then.

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